Pretty or Pretty Ugly? Melting Tights

Melting TightsHave you been looking for a way to make it look like paint has been dripping down your thighs? Are you tired of your leg-wear looking normal?  Well, look no further, melting tights by (proper spelling Meltingtights) are here.

That’s right, folks.  For the cost of $50 you too can look like there is some strange drippy substance oozing from your lower torso with these handmade creations. The look is done by dripping latex and baby powder down a regular pair of hosiery.  Wow, for the first time in my life I actually have sympathy for a pair of pantyhose.  But wait, there’s more!

Due to these melting tights being handmade, you have the unenviable task of having to measure your thigh area before ordering!    So, basically you have to take your LEAST favorite body measurement so you can look like you have toxic waste dripping down your legs.  SIGN ME UP!

But wait, there is even  more!

Not only do Melting Tights give you the opportunity to make your legs look like they were covered in neon green toxic waste, but there are a variety of colors to choose from, like:

MessyBlackandWhiteMeltingTights

Black and White Melting Tights

Perfect if you want to look like a prostitute who got beaten with a pimp stick.

LightBlueMeltingTights

Light Blue Melting Tights

Also known as “Cue the Gag Reflex” shade.

Glitter Melting Tights

Glitter Melting Tights

Because glitter on its own isn’t attention grabbing enough.

Black on Black Melting Tights

Black on Black Melting Tights

Because we all love looking like a drunk person who stumbled home after last call and fell into a dumpster.

Silver Melting Tights

Unfortunately, the Limited Edition Silver Melting Tights are sold out.  Oh boo.

So, what do you think?  Do you think Meltingtights are Pretty or Pretty Ugly?

Disclaimer: Bad outfits styled with these tights are sold separately.

 

  • http://twitter.com/illuminaughty66 Yoon Eva

    I love how your catch phrase on here is set your style free and yet this article is so full of close minded ignorance

    • http://Bridgetteraes.com/ Bridgette Raes

      I’m not entirely sure how having an opinion about something is seen as close-minded ignorance, but that’s okay. Look, if someone likes these melting tights then I hope they enjoy them. I just don’t particularly get them. I’m also way too old for something so trendy. Trust me, I enjoyed quite a few crazy trends years ago, but I’m trying to wrap my brain around exactly why anyone would find these appealing. Thinking differently than you do is what makes the world go around, right? If we all agreed with each other where would the fun and diversity be? I hope you bought a pair and enjoy wearing them! Have fun.

  • Anon

    Fugly

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