Baby Bling: Snooki Gives Birth to a Healthy Bouncing Baby…Guido

Baby Bling  If you’re looking for baby bling inspiration, the look no further!  Congrats to Snooki and her fiancé Jionni LaValle who welcomed their first baby.  a son, 6-pound 5-ounce Lorenzo (Enzo) Dominic LaValle this morning.  Polizzi gave birth at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J..

“The world just got another guido!!!” a Polizzi rep told MTV.

Yes, just what the world needs, a second generation of Jersey Shore guidos.  Yet, it did get this Style Expert wondering, now that Snooki has given birth, what can we expect to see Snooki dressing baby Enzo in?  I’m predicting a lot of bling, a lot of leopard (even if he is a boy), sneakers, Ed Hardy, baby jewelry and slick, “fresh to death” outfits.

Inspired, I put some looks together.  What do you think?

Baby Bling Look #1: Leopard Bling

Guido Baby

Leopard bib, guido diaper covers, Italian Stallion onesies and blinged out sneakers?  None of this would surprise me in the least.

Baby Bling Look #2: Ed Hardy for Kids, Of Course

Guido Baby

Enzo will certainly be cutting his first teeth in Ed Hardy, I’m sure.  Yes, they do make kiddie Ed Hardy sunglasses.

Baby Bling Look #3: Yea Buddy, a Blinged out Pacifier

Guido Baby

Has a Guido ever met a Swarovski Crystal they didn’t like?

Baby Bling Look #4: GTL

 

Guido Baby

Most call it a rattle, but, for guidos, this is a baby’s first dumbbell.

Baby Bling #5: Fist Pumping

 

Guido Baby

The total guido package.

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