Whitney Houston was right, crack is whack, especially when it comes in the form of a dress that shows off…crack cleavage, like with this dress sold on Etsy by this seller. Rivaling the Elephant Junk Trunks as the #1 Etsy product that instead belongs on the Regretsy (in my opinion), the designer of this dress apparently thinks the gluteal cleft (ewwww, that part of the body has a name?) is the new “point of seduction” in fashion.
Have you ever heard of the Point of Seduction? It’s something I learned about while studying fashion design at FIT (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.) Every year, there is a new point of seduction that is showcased in fashion. Some seasons it is the breasts, others the waist, sometimes the butt, even the neck and if we go back to more puritanical times, the ankle or the wrist were seduction points. But, the gluteal cleft (aka, the crack?)…um, I don’t think so.
Oh, and looking to accessorize your crack? This seller also makes sexy g-strings to match.
Officially grossed out.