On the Richter scale of rancid disgustingness I give this story a 9.5…and then some. According to the Daily Mail, the plastic surgery princess Sarah Burge, 51, known as The Human Barbie, gave her 7 year old daughter, Poppy Burge, a Christmas voucher for…not a pony, not a dance lesson…not even a mani/pedi, but plastic surgery to get liposuction!!!!! No, I’m not kdding.
In the repulsive article, that you can read here, Human Barbie Mom says about her daughter: ‘She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy.’
Um…yea…sure it will. So will giving your daughter positive self-esteem , an education and a good body image. But, maybe I’m just old time-y.
Yes, Human Barbie mom, who has spent over $500K on her own plastic surgery treatments, sees investing in her daughter’s plastic surgery the way any parent sees investing in education. Well, I guess that will come in handy considering, when her daughter was six, she also gave her daughter pole dancing lessons. A smart decision because if mom has decided to invest in her daughter’s plastic surgery as opposed to college, how else will little Poppy Burge pay her way through university?
And this isn’t the first plastic surgery voucher that Human Barbie Mom has given her daughter. Oh no, my friends. Last year, she gave Poppy a voucher for a boob job…you know, just in case. At sixteen, once it’s legal, and Poppy knows for sure that “I must, I must, I must increase my bust” didn’t work, she can get the procedure done. Goals are important, aren’t they?
How does Human Barbie mom afford all these vouchers? Well, not that it is any surprise, she makes her money organizing plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels. Of course she does.
To me, this is the greatest form of child abuse a parent can inflict on their child. Here we are getting down on parents who give their child a mild swat to the behind for being unruly or who run a few minutes late picking their kid up from soccer practice. However, how can we even put those actions in the same universe as a mother who is so blatantly giving her child such esteem crushing gifts? Sure, her 7 year old daughter may think it is cute and fun now, but will she ever have the ability to develop into a healthy, fully functioning adult? Sure, if this mom wants to make herself a “walking reality show worthy laughing stock”, that’s one thing, but to brainwash a child so young to pine for plastic surgery isn’t funny, it’s downright despicable. The next surgery this woman should have is her head surgically removed from the inside of her ass.